Happy 4th! Celebrate, claim, or reclaim your independence from the grips of addiction! *shooting stars*
If you’re feeling lonely or thinking to yourself, “I’M THE ONLY GODDAMNED LOSER STUPID PERSON IN AMERICA NOT DRUNK TODAY,” just know that it isn’t true. I’m not drunk! Sober here right along with you. Excited to have a nice holiday this year that doesn’t involve puking on my friend’s new wig.
Also, make sure you don’t fucking eat these ass cookies!! They are made of dying and misery! Resist.